No Phone Reason #5

I haven’t posted in a while about the reasons why I don’t have a cellphone, but I was talking to Mark on my dad’s cell today in the car and this new one hit me.  The stupid thing pinched my sideburns and was a little annoying!  And I’m not one to have huge sideburns – they’re probably just under a centimeter long I suppose.  I also realize not all cellphones even have hinges, but I guess the “cool” ones do.

Reason #5 is that it can pinch hair.

One Response to “No Phone Reason #5”

  1. Sean Hagen Says:

    You know… that’s a pretty lame reason. It sounds like your scrabbling at hairs here, trying to do everything you can so that people can’t contact you when you’re out of the house.